A nigerian man calledd his mum,mum l have AIDS.. Mother:heee chinekee dnt come back home woo,my son woo,dont cum bk home,God forbid! Man:why mum,why now,wt l do nowooo? Mum: heee u foolish boy,u c my son if u cum bk home,then ur wyf wil b infected,4rm ur wyf 2 ur broda,4rm ur broda 2 our maidoo,4rm our maid 2 ur DAADY 4rm ur dady 2 my sisto 4rm my sisto 2 her husband 4rm him 2 me 4rm me 2 da gardner 4rm da gardner 2 ur sister and if ur sista gt AIDS heeee den da whole village is in trouble...wooo! So in da name of God oo,pls save our village.woo,dnt cum bk home woo!!....

For most this might sound funny oooowww!!! But there are some guyz who are on the death list in California Estate right now. The case is similar to the above and very much shocking. At times you might wonder what went on for the matter to worsen this much. Tabia ya kuonja onja kila mahali has finally got a good list of most people. Imagine a certain beautiful lady in Calif gave some few fellaz a one way ticket to BABA. She used to be as hot as weh!!! But now she is no more. Whats funny or fony in a Nigerian accent is that amesambaza kamdudu kijijini kuliko Safaricom. Before this beautiful lady kicked her last breathe, she did something really embarrasing and very much worse than death.

Imagine losing your dignity before death!!! As Major Ali and Henry Kosgey sing a happy song of "Niliponea Barua ya Ocampo by Juliani", a group of network in Calif are crying foul after they just realized that wamo katika "Barua ya Kifo". This beautiful young lady wrote her last will of death before dying indicating everyone she had slept with,when and where!! Whats even more worse is that she perfectly wrote all the names. Now if you are among those on the list, where would you bury your head? First finding out you are HIV+ and then being shamed in public by a Dead Lady.

Kwa wale wenye tabia ya kuchovya chovya Asali katika kila Mzinga, soon you will be on a death list and that will be the end of it. Guyz tupunguze hii tabia ya kudakia kila skirt ipitayo mbele!!!