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Once again, Election Period!!!

mtaa — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 08:02:07 GMT

With the new laws and the constitution of Kenya in place, parties have had to register afresh. This is a cool idea that I owe it to kenyans in general. But with it has come a Party Tsunami that has seen countless new parties emerg from nowhere. Recently Maina Jenga launched his latest party on the block and he also made it clear of his intention to vie for the presidential seat. As usual, Kamukunjians are prey for all political parties in Kenya. We are the famous Gun For Hire crew that can be bought for as little as Kshs.100 each. We are so cheap that we can even be subjected to harm just for the penny. One thing we thank the Almighty for is that we are a non-violent society come rain or sunshine. Kamukunji is a safe haven in Nairobi that a lot of other communities admire.

Everyone knows who he or she will vote for and that's a good Idea. There is no need to pin point directions for you since everyone has a different reason to vote for his/her aspirant in the next year's general elections. But we must keep in mind that behind every smile there is a big scandal. Mr. Politicians of Kenya have a past with a story to tell. Some are good and some are bad and that's why the editor of Mtaani.com will take his precious and humble time to evaluate each and every presidential aspirant for you. We might try to dig in some dirty little secrets about different aspirants. ANYWAY,EVERYONE HAS A PAST including you the reader so lets not be judgeful when the editor bursts the bubbles for you.

We love our nation and thus we want a leader who will change our lives in a positive and productive manner not those that will do it at the expense of the Mwananchi. Keep it locked because at 2pm East African Time, The editor will tell you why Uhuru isn't the best candidate in the race for State House. It's going to be a full week of endless facts.

MAJENGO IS ADVANCING IN ALL SIDES

mtaa — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:27:56 GMT

For a very long time we, as Majengorians have been considered to be something that is neither near nor close to what most can call Good life. The little we have is what we are proud of. Thanks to the development of Mumbai shopping complex, a lot of things have changed. Apart from having the largest open air market in Africa, we now have the chance of enjoying a lot of what the rich do. All the services are now at our fingertips. We are now able to access a lot of high class services that people in rich areas experience. Mumbai Shopping complex hosts a lot of services for us as a community. You willk find all sorts of services you need.

We have a bank, a hospital, ATM services, Movie shop, Cyber Cafes, Mpesa services, Arcade, boutique and much more. We are becoming a business hub of Nairobi really FAST.All this development has brought a lot of benefits to our community and we are proud of it. In a very short time we will have our own city within a city.

TOTALLY SHAMELESS OF HER!!! A WOMAN WITH TWO VAGINAS IS NOT ASHAMED TO SHOWCASE. Yaaaaack!!!!

mtaa — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:16:50 GMT

When we are busy concentrating on the inflation rate and the war progress in Somalia, other people are making headlines in other parts of the world with some of the weirdest and wickedest things a person can think of doing. A certain lady in Britain has finally become a big celebrity on TV screens all over the world for something not a normal lady with deformity or abnormal development on her body would dare to do.

Hazel Jones, a UK citizen was born with two vaginas that are fully formed and share the same uterus. This is a medical deformality as eperts put it. Its one of God's wonders that have occured on our planet. Whats shocking is the way the lady exposed herself. In an interview on TV, Hazel Jones openly spoke about the difformalities and even joked of it openly. Being a married woman, I wonder how this lady came to think of exposing her secret.

Hazel Jones says that she showcases her ******* in public bars to those who are interested to see. This is totally yaaaaackish and makes any woman feel dishonored. How did the Husband even allow her wife to expose a family secret of such magnitude as this. People in UK are talking about it everywhere. Hazel Jones says she is not ahsamed of it and she is proud to showcase it to the interested and eager to see public. Now that's totally awkward and weird.

It is not yet clear if she is the only lady with this kind of case in the world but what she did is totally unthinkable. Talking about dignity, pornography companies are out to secure a deal with her. One U.S.A porn company has offered $1 million dollars to her if she agrees to shoot a porn video. They claim they are paying half a million dollars for each of her vaginas and she has the option of choosing whoever she wants as her partner during the shoot.

The editor is really sorry about how this lady has solemnly disrespected womanhood. Viewing some of the comments coming in from the sources, you will find this really funny and interesting. Here are some of the comments that have been taken from the source:

"At least if she worked for Vivid it would be high end. I wonder what her husband will say ? Maybe he can sign on as the other dude needed to fill the second opening / position . Hehe"

"i would use one for teen years and college and save the other one for when i got married to someone special"

"Girls and Corpses Magazine has offered her 2 million dollars, a million per vagina topping the previous offer!"

"Are they stacked up or side by side?"

"haha, had to laugh when she recounted asking her friend about using tampons - "which hole do you put it in?"

"i would see the movie but i wouldn't pay to see it..."

"She does't have two vaginas, just a split uterus on the inside. It is just malformed like a cleft palaate. I think this story is disgusting. The world is overrun with feaks and perverts. Then I think of Joan Rivers yelling "you are just a poka playa" like that is the worst thing, while her daughter's boyfriend promotes this. It is just disgusting.

She shows off her uterus at sex shows? What is going on any more? Do they use a speculum? That is a party? What a bunch of weirdos."

"Okay, I watched the video again and she does have two vaginas because the split never fused. It is still very weird to be promoting this."

You've heard it all. What do you have to say?

THE DIFFERENCE OF PRMC & MYC EXPLAINED

mtaa — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 07:01:26 GMT

Two years in a row Majengo as a community has been getting a lot of attention from media houses and the whole nation in general. People have been very attentive to every movement going on in this small community of ours. There are a lot of things that have been going on in the streets. Some like theft and murder have been over looked by the media. One thing that hasn't missed thh attention of the media is the ever growing stories and theories surrounding Al-Shabaab in this small area. People have been very keen on this issue and always want to know how, what, why, when the Al-shabaab issues develop.

PHOTO COURTESY OF THE STANDARD

The media has not failed the nation in delivering the news to them. They have been following up all sorts of stories of Al-shabaab in this area. We congratulate the media on this. Where the media has failed is at categorizing Pumwani Riyadha Mosque Committee together with Muslim Youth Center. This has got many people to believe that these two have links and that they work hand in hand with each other. PMRC has responded to this allegations by speaking out to MTAANI.COM.

An official from the committee said:" Pumwani Riyadha Mosque Committee (PRMC) is not in any way linked to Muslim Youth Center (MYC). As the name suggests, we are a committee for the mosque and nothing more than that. Our work is to monitor the development of the moque which includes construction of the new Pumwani Riyadha Mosque and management of the Mosque's assets. We are registered under the registrar of societies act at the Attorney General's office where as MYC is registered under the S.D.O's office. PRMC is a committee and MYC is a community Based Organization."

Now its totally clear about the doubts that cloud the truth between the two. A boulivard is in between the two that divides both the purpose, interest and cause. MYC (which is believed to be founded by Amir Ahmed Iman) has been strongly linked to Al-shabaab and is belived to be the key recruiter of Al- Shabaab fighters in Kenya. PRMC also came to light when a UN report allegedly claimed that the committee received money at a certain fundraising for the mosque and redirected the money to fund Al - Shabaab activities in the region. The committee kindly asksw the nation not to be mislead by the propagandas who are just fomulating stories to sell their newspapers.Any questions or doubts surrounding the two groups is now offically settled right here at MTAANI.COM

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE ISSUED A RED CARD OF DEATH?KIFO KISIMANI

mtaa — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:13:35 GMT

Recently this was posted on Facebook by none other than Sulayman Loop:

A nigerian man calledd his mum,mum l have AIDS.. Mother:heee chinekee dnt come back home woo,my son woo,dont cum bk home,God forbid! Man:why mum,why now,wt l do nowooo? Mum: heee u foolish boy,u c my son if u cum bk home,then ur wyf wil b infected,4rm ur wyf 2 ur broda,4rm ur broda 2 our maidoo,4rm our maid 2 ur DAADY 4rm ur dady 2 my sisto 4rm my sisto 2 her husband 4rm him 2 me 4rm me 2 da gardner 4rm da gardner 2 ur sister and if ur sista gt AIDS heeee den da whole village is in trouble...wooo! So in da name of God oo,pls save our village.woo,dnt cum bk home woo!!....

For most this might sound funny oooowww!!! But there are some guyz who are on the death list in California Estate right now. The case is similar to the above and very much shocking. At times you might wonder what went on for the matter to worsen this much. Tabia ya kuonja onja kila mahali has finally got a good list of most people. Imagine a certain beautiful lady in Calif gave some few fellaz a one way ticket to BABA. She used to be as hot as weh!!! But now she is no more. Whats funny or fony in a Nigerian accent is that amesambaza kamdudu kijijini kuliko Safaricom. Before this beautiful lady kicked her last breathe, she did something really embarrasing and very much worse than death.

Imagine losing your dignity before death!!! As Major Ali and Henry Kosgey sing a happy song of "Niliponea Barua ya Ocampo by Juliani", a group of network in Calif are crying foul after they just realized that wamo katika "Barua ya Kifo". This beautiful young lady wrote her last will of death before dying indicating everyone she had slept with,when and where!! Whats even more worse is that she perfectly wrote all the names. Now if you are among those on the list, where would you bury your head? First finding out you are HIV+ and then being shamed in public by a Dead Lady.

Kwa wale wenye tabia ya kuchovya chovya Asali katika kila Mzinga, soon you will be on a death list and that will be the end of it. Guyz tupunguze hii tabia ya kudakia kila skirt ipitayo mbele!!!

IS ST.JOHN CENTER PLAYING A FARE GAME?

mtaa — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:23:54 GMT

Being the biggest community center in Kamukunji, we are grateful that St.John community center is playing a big role in changing the lives of the community. They have been supporting our community in more than one way and the community is very grateful for this.

About a month ago St. John hosted a Talent show where all the people from all walks of life came to perform and show off their skills. The show was a hyped to the top with some of the best and rarest talents coming to light. This was something that was meant to discover some of the hidden talents and expose them to the community. A lot of people showed up for the event and the show was on fire.

People showcased different skills in traditional dances, music, modern dancing, poetry you name it. If you missed the event then you missed the biggest event to go down in 2011. But the question arose. Is St.John fare when it comes to selecting the winners? This is one big question that has been surrounding most of the events that are either hosted or sponsored by this community organization. Most of those who participated in this one day event cry foul and say that St. John is not playing a fare game when it comes to choosing the winners. They claim that all the number one spots are given to members from St. john and outsiders normally settle for second places.

One such group that has been crying foul over this issue is LUMINIOUZ, a community based and upcoming music group. The group which is mostly known for their hit single "Electrify Anthem" have said that of all the events they participated at St. John Community Center, they always end up settling for number two and number is given to a group or member from the center. One of the LUMINIOUZ artists said," It isn't that we are not good enough, but the question is why the number one spots are always given to someone from there? If it was given to someone different from the community then that would prove that we are not good enough. But all the number one spots have always gone to members from the center. Are we not community members as well?" MTAANI.COM will try to get a response from the event organizers about their selection criteria and what they have to say about the whole issue. Keep it locked here for the latest from our community!

In the Meantime what do you say about the Issue?

ONCE AGAIN!!!!

mtaa — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 09:29:32 GMT

Even after Kenyans dug into their pockets and donated foodstuffs for the hungry, forgotten, abandoned Kenyans who are suffering in the country, our Government proved how incompetent they are. They failed to deliver the food to the hungry population and the food ended up being destroyed. This is so disgusting. At times it makes one wonder why we even have an irresponsible government in the first place.

The margin between the rich and the poor does not seem to close in anytime sooner as the few rich sit on the many poor of this country. We wonder if this margin will ever come to close in anytime sooner. We "as Kenyans concerned about our fellow countrymen" went into our pockets and did what our government had failed to do. Whats saddening is that the government couldn't chew the meal even after we had spoon fed them. There are a lot of errors that have occurred in our government that has led to famine and hunger.

The other time milk was poured to the ground while young, helpless children were dying of malnutrition in different parts of the country. The Government gave a lame excuse that couldn't hold ground. Seriously how can you throw away food just because you have surplus? You have neighbors ,friends and family who can consume that food yet you throw it into the dust bin. This really hurt a lot of those who were dying of hunger.

Once again our country needs us to stand up for Kenya once more!!! The government has failed to resettle 600,000 IDP's in a period of 5 years. The government has failed to settle these people who suffered because of the government's errors that occurred back in 2008. After all its the Government's fault they are in such a situation. The IDP's have been living in shattered structures and concetration camps for almost 5 years now and the government seems not to be in a hurry to resettle them.

PHOTOS COURTESY OF DIFFERENT SOURCES ON THE INTERNET

The Government has no good excuse as to why the people are not resettled yet. This is something that really hurts considering the size of lands in possesion of the Government across the country. We are Kenyans and so are those suffering. The BIG QUESTION is when will this poor Kenyans finally be resettled? Or is the Government waiting for another PEV to take place in order for them to act? Think about it!

Please share your views and comments on the matter.

THE BIG DAY IS FINALLY HERE

mtaa — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:13:35 GMT

The big-day for the famous inglorious Ocampo 6 is finally here. This is the day that not most of the Nairobi community people have been waiting for but very important for those in the areas that were affected by the PEV. Rift valley is one place that most of people are anxious to see if the 6 have a case to answer. It is obvious that most of those within our areas will get bored just looking at these never ending people talking to each other. Someone once said as a joke that the ICC is a big cyber where literate boring people just surf without ending for hours. We must note this: SHIDA YA MWENZIO NI KAMA KANDA LA USUFI.

If you are a Swahili then you probably know what that means. We are lucky that we never lost any lives in Kamukunji back in 2008. This would have made us follow the ICC proceedings without failure. But there is someone somewhere who lost what he/she once knew as family. Some even lost everything that they ever owned and they got displaced from what they once called home. If you are one of these people am so sorry. If a case was launched in Majengo or Kamukunji to probe the killings of thieves and innocent youth who have met their death through police executions, everyone in Kamukunji would be very keen to follow the proceedings. Lets use the same mentality.Lets focus with akeen eye about what will happen.

Whats funny today and the few recent days is that weird things have been happening within our country. The post election violence victims are starting to go missing. The media is unable to air the live proceedings of ICC and finally the ICC website is not acessible on the Kenyan IP's. The question is "what the hell is going on?"
If justice is not found today then we better strip off "JUSTICE BE OUR SHIELD AND DEFENDER" from our national anthem and replace it with "JUSTICE IS A MYTH AND A DILEMMA."

Although we have different backgrounds,we came from one person, Adam,so that's why we should share the same pain and joy of those who were affected by the PEV. Lets unite and support our dear brothers and sisters who suffered due to the wickedness of a few. This is the time they need us more than never.

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mtaa — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:35:24 GMT

DISOVERING TALENT

mtaa — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 10:16:43 GMT

Majengo is a very lucky area and special in away. Apart from F.B.I and other locally based stars,we are lucky to have some of the best and most hot talent in Kenya. Some of our local underground stars include Manshee, Luminious and Phatboy. If your name doesnt appear here and you are an upcoming artist please understand. But always know that Mtaani.com Salutes you. One of the fast coming artists who is about to make it big in the world scene has been NIFTY FIFTY. He is one hot artist that has done some few tracks that have the potential of making it big out there.

Nifty Fifty is a local fast upcoming artist who is drawing attention from many countries. As we speak, the guy is organizing shows in differenty parts of the country hadi anavuka boda to our neighbours Uganda. He has been able to work with Super producer super DJ super MC V6 who is well known for the succes of many Jomino artists. This guy is taking things to the next level with his killer tracks which include Chile Chile (WITH v6), Bado (WITH V6), Mawinching and Sababu gani (WITH SHERRY).

If you haven't heard this dood'z tracks then you are far behind. You can get his music on Youtube, Soundcloud and Reverbnation. Keep it locked for more!!!